Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Gynaikes meta apo prosfato xorismo

Mia mikri aporia:

Pos einai dynaton meta apo mia makroxronia sxesi gemati erota, agapi ktl ktl kathe gynaika na xekinaei kainourgia sxesi to argotero se ena mina, einai epeidi mporoun, mipos ton eixan idi apo prin (ayto mallon den isxyei genika giati tha prepei na lavoume ypopsi oti kai tis periptoseis opou o xorismos itan apofasi tou andra), einai xekola, kati allo pou mou diafeygei?

ps: ama anarotiestai giati rotao, einai epeidi variemai sto kolosynedrio kai mia exei wireless stin aithousa eipa na grapso kati.
A kai parepiptontos pros olous tous talaiporous filous sto londino prepei na sas po oti meno se ena katapliktiko domatio me idiotiki pisina (kala e ntreli xlida) eno to afentiko menei se ena athlio domatio pou vlepei sto parking

Thursday, May 25, 2006

Ciao

Tin kano. Tha ta poume se mia bdomadoula.

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Top Gun

Elliniko maxitiko sygroustike me Tourkiko maxitiko kata tin diarkeia anaxaitisis. H perioxi opou egine to symban fainetai na itan se diethni xorika ydata an kai o tourkos perisinelegi apo ploio se apostasi 100 milion apo tis tourkikes aktes. Fysika arnithike na anevei se elliniko elikoptero kai kalese to diko tou express service na ton parei. Ntora kai antistoixos tourkos malakas exefrasan tin lypi tous kai tonisan oti i ellinotourkiki poreia filias synexizetai akathekti.

Me liga logia oi magges mas eipan ta exis:
Trompes ellines (kai tourkoi polites) ta gamata F-16 pou agorasame me dika sas lefta gia tin diki sas asfaleia apo tous kakous tourkous ( ellines) den exoun kanena logo yparxis giati oti malakia kai na kanoun oi tourkoi (ellines) akoma kai otan petane pano apo tin athina (smyrni) kai tous rixnoume, i trakernoume, i otidipote alli malakia kanoume, i poreia pros tin ellinotourkiki poreia synexizetai. Eixame ena mikro symban simera (kostise toulaxiston 30 ekatomyriakia eyro stous ellines (tourkous) forologoumenous) alla emeis synexizoume. To mono gia to opoio nomizo tha eprepe na spasteite einai oti o tourkos pilotos arnithike tin metafora tou sto ypersygxrono elliniko nosokomeio me to pantos gegonotos (aerodiakomides, ereyna diasosi, kynigi drapeton, prostasia filoxenoumenon politikon, vip metafores, ktl) super puma kai pige piso me tourkiko elikoptero. AISXOS file tourke pilote.
Kai synexizontas prepei na tonisoume oti paroti i ellinotourkiki filia synexizetai kai exoume tetoiou eidous asimanta gegonota gia na ta apotrepsoume na xanaginoun etoimazoume tin agora eurofighter kai fysika opos panta tin mi katargisi tis ypoxreotikis thiteias.
Kleinontas tha eprepe oloi mazi na poume kai ena megalo EYXARISTO stous aderfous amerikanous, oi opoioi ftiaxan ena toso asfales aeroplano sto opoio meta apo metopiki sygrousi me 800km/h o pilotos sothike.

ps: sto www.lamprakisnews.gr (kata kosmson www.in.gr) mexri kai to onoma tou tourkou pilotou mathame an kai den leei kati gia ton ellina. Elpizo na sothike o anthropos.

Monday, May 22, 2006

Panellinies

Pernontas aformi apo to post sto
Spitaki thelo kai ego na po tin kali mou epityxia se ola ta paidia pou pernan ayto to trelo louki kai na thymiso merikes apo tis atakes pou me epeisan na katantiso etsi opos eimai simera:

"Ama den peraseis, yparxoun kai oi oikodomes"
"Ama den lioseis 5 pantelonia stin karekla, den prokeitai na kaneis tipota"
"Fae paidi mou olo to fagito sou, na megaloseis na gineis megalos epistimonas"
"Diavase tora kai ystera ola eykola tha einai stin zoi sou"
ktl, ktl

Meta apo 10 xronia kai seira ptyxion, metaptyxiakon, didaktorikon ayta pou akouo tora apo ta idia atoma einai

"Kai pou spoudases ti katalaves?"
"Kala zoi einai ayti? San tyxodioktis apo xora se xora.1000 fores na ginosoun ergatis"
"Siko epitelous apo tin karekla, olo diavasma kai fai, teras egines"
"Akoma diavazeis? Perasan ta mathitika xronia, tora einai ta dyskola"
ktl, ktl

Gia ayto paides mi masate.
Kali epityxia kai kyrios kalo kalokairi meta

Proslipseis

Zitise to PASOK apo ton Paylopoulo tis listes proslipseon prokeimenou na apodeixei oti eginan kommatika. Koita re na deis pou nomiza oti ta bibliaria politikon fronimaton kai i kladiki eixan katargithei. Oti tora dioristikan ola ta kolovismata les kai den to xerame alla na vgainei kai o Giorgakis kai na mas leei oti koita emeis xeroume ti einai o kathenas mono kai mono apo to onoma thelei arxidia.

Einai ayto pou leei kai enas filos:

Koimatai i astynomia

opos episis kai to tragoudaki:

H asfaleia ta xerei ola kai symferei stin koinonia kai se emas.....

Keep up the good work Giorgakis, se ligo feygoun oi syntiritikoi kai erxesai esy me tis proodeytikes idees kai tis taytotites me ta politika pisteyo.

Saturday, May 20, 2006

Simera....

To fagito itan kalo (gia agglika dedomena panta ennoeitai), i parea akoma kalyteri, feygontas kapoioi plirosan polla, kapoioi liga, kapoioi katholou(?), mas ta efage to magazi, poios xerei?
To xeirotero omos einai otan siniditopoieis oti otan ekneyrizesai (dikaios i adikos) aytous pou perimeneis na einai dipla sou, oxi mono den exoun kati na sou poun alla se kanoun na noiotheis kai xeirotera.
Ayto pou mou emeine simera einai oti eimai pio monos apo oti nomiza, isos eimai kai ligo methismenos meta ta polla karafakia retsinas pou ipia me ton Milto alla etsi niotho.

Krima!

Elpizo oi ypoloipoi na perasate kala....

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Ouuuuuuf teleiose

Alla afise mia xini geysi.
Toulaxiston me pigan med kitchen kai efaga kala. (Eytyxos i sofia den asxoleitai me to blog mou kai den tha mathei oti efaga ta podia mou paroti eimai se diaita).
Kai tora playstation mexri proias. Apo ayrio pali xosimo na etoimastoume gia tin epomeni malakia se 2 bdomades.

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Agxomenos

Poly agxos vre paidi mou kai ola ayta gia mia omilia tin opoia kaneis den endiaferetai na dei.
Toulaxiston meta tha exei tzampa fai.
Pali kala!!!

Monday, May 15, 2006

Tzami kai mousoulmana nomarxis

Oute to ena oute to allo. Den sas ftanoun oles aytes oi ekklisies kai ta papadaria me ta mayra amfia na sas xalane tin aisthitiki thelete tora kai tous imamides kai tis mpourkes na sas apoteleiosoun. (toulaxiston oi neoxristianes myxoparthenes pane me ta xekola kai anoigei ligo to mati). Oxi mono na min to ftiaxoun alla na gremisoun kai oti exei sxesi me thriskeies kai na exorisoun olous tous ekprosopous tous sto agio oros, sti mekka kai sto thivet (eimai kai kalos, den tous katharizo olous).

Oso gia to allo. Ti tha pei mori patsola ellinida mousoulmana? Xestika kai gia to thriskeyma sou kai tin dithen ethniki sou taytotita (tora na mou peis kai o allos dilose super ellinas xristianos kai vgike nomarxis sti saloniki. Kali sintagi). Anti na peis mori xamoura oti eisai ypopsifia nomarxis kai tha kaneis ayto, ayto kai ayto...mas petas tis paparies sou mpas kai pareis kana psifaki.

Kai oi men prasinofouroi eite os dithen proodeytikoi eite apla os kommatoskilosini tha psifisoun muslim dagoto, oi de bluetooth os fanatikoi ellines, prostates tou ethnous, kommatoskyla tha psifisoun tragoudiari.

ZOA e ZOA

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Noam Chomsky

To eidame kai ayto. PASOKObloggers na diafimizoun ekdiloseis stis opoies tha symmetasxei o Chomsky.
Meta apo ayto ti allo tha doume ?
Isos ton Xristodoulo na diafimizei omilies tou Mullah Omar.

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Bad Robots (2)

Bad Robots have released new tracks.

You can download them here:

www.thebadrobots.com

They are fucking amazing

Pali piso

kai me mia mikri katathlipsi.Ante kalo kalokairi se olous sas